What You Need For The Royal Wedding...

Not these Royal Wedding Ballet flats from French Sole

£150.00 for slippers? Those patches look like the ones we used to get in junior high to iron onto our jeans.It's a shame since their other flats are actually quite nice.

And not this cameo either. Sorry Tatty Devine!

Please for your self esteem and your wallet do not get sucked into buying one of those replica engagment rings or dresses either.You will hate yourself (if not instantly than at least within the next year).

THIS is what you need. They are affordable and great for  popping into an envelope for any overseas family and friends who will also be feeling violently ill on April 29th.

Royal Wedding Sick Bags by Lydia Leith :

 Commemorative purple or gold

 Out of my way I really am going to wretch red

And classic royal blue.